Dark dental arts · Los Angeles

VOODOODENTIST

Teeth raised from the dead.

I am Dr Val. They call me the VooDoo dentist. I don't pull teeth—I reverse time, practice magic, and bring them back to life.

No extraction energy. No fearmongering. Just resurrection.

Dr. Valerie Kanter holding an oversized dental model
Certified revivalist
✦ Teeth live here
Reverse time · Resurrect enamel · No teeth left behind · Dark magic, bright smiles · Reverse time · Resurrect enamel · No teeth left behind · Dark magic, bright smiles ·

The dark arts

Three ways we politely tell time to mind its own business.

Power 01→

Reverse the clock

We read the tooth's past, negotiate with its future, and make the present much less dramatic.

Power 02→

Wake the sleeping

Dormant teeth get a second act. Cue the lightning, dramatic organ music, and excellent isolation.

Power 03→

Defeat extraction

Our favorite dental instrument is a time machine. Our least favorite treatment plan is goodbye.

The revival ritual

First, we listen to the dead.

Then we look closer, think harder, and reach for every evidence-based trick in the grimoire. The goal is simple: preserve what is yours, restore what can be saved, and make the tooth live to bite another day.

Contact the other side

Got a tooth with unfinished business?

Tell us what's haunting your smile. Your message will be saved for the VOODOO Dentist team.